Friday, February 26, 2010

Spilling the Beans on Don't Spill the Beans!

Greenwillow Books (publisher of all the titles on the left-hand side of this page) started a fascinating blog not too long ago. It features children's book-related posts written by authors, illustrators, editors, designers, and art directors. They asked me to write about my new book, Don't Spill the Beans! So there you go...

Sunday, February 21, 2010

My New Book - Don't Spill the Beans!

Need a special birthday gift?

Don't Spill the Beans!

Need a special birthday gift for a child in your life?  

Don't Spill the Beans!

Need a special birthday gift for a child in your life to bring to yet another children's birthday party?  

Don't Spill the Beans!

That's right. It's no secret. It's...

Don't Spill the Beans!
by Ian Schoenherr
published by Greenwillow Books
ISBN-13: 9780061724572
ISBN: 0061724572


More filling than balloons and streamers!
More nutritious than birthday cake!
Easy-open packaging!
Heart healthy!
No calories!
Full color!
32 pages!
Zero fat!

* starred review * in School Library Journal!
"The ink-and-acrylic illustrations hearken back to the Golden Books of days long gone.... Great for storytimes on secrets or as a special birthday gift." - Kirkus Reviews
"Schoenherr's vintage-styled animal portraits are wholly endearing" - Publishers Weekly

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Sunday, February 7, 2010

For I Will Consider My Cat Pistachio

Above is a little portrait on wood I made of my cat Pistachio, the main model for the cat in Cat & Mouse, who also has a cameo in Read It, Don't Eat It! And now, here are some apropos selections from "For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry" from Jubilate Agno by Christopher Smart (1722-1771)...

For first he looks upon his forepaws to see if they are clean.

For secondly he kicks up behind to clear away there.

For thirdly he works it upon stretch with the forepaws extended.

For fourthly he sharpens his paws by wood.

For fifthly he washes himself.

For sixthly he rolls upon wash.

For seventhly he fleas himself, that he may not be interrupted upon the beat.

For eighthly he rubs himself against a post.

For ninthly he looks up for his instructions.

For tenthly he goes in quest of food.

For if he meets another cat he will kiss her in kindness.

For when his day's work is done his business more properly begins.

For he counteracts the powers of darkness by his electrical skin and glaring eyes.

For he counteracts the Devil, who is death, by brisking about the life.

For in his morning orisons he loves the sun and the sun loves him.

For he is of the tribe of Tiger.

For he has the subtlety and hissing of a serpent, which in goodness he suppresses.

For he will not do destruction if he is well-fed, neither will he spit without provocation.

For every house is incomplete without him, and a blessing is lacking in the spirit.

For he is the cleanest in the use of his forepaws of any quadruped.

For he is the quickest to his mark of any creature.

For he is tenacious of his point.

For he is a mixture of gravity and waggery.

For there is nothing sweeter than his peace when at rest.

For there is nothing brisker than his life when in motion.

For the divine spirit comes about his body to sustain it in complete cat.

For his tongue is exceeding pure so that it has in purity what it wants in music.

For he is docile and can learn certain things.

For he can catch the cork and toss it again.

For he camels his back to bear the first notion of business.

For he is good to think on, if a man would express himself neatly.

For his ears are so acute that they sting again.

For from this proceeds the passing quickness of his attention.

For by stroking of him I have found out electricity.

For, though he cannot fly, he is an excellent clamberer.

For his motions upon the face of the earth are more than any other quadruped.

For he can creep.